Fisayo

Usually from Africa and ALWAYS TELLS GOOD JOKES!!!!!!

LOL FISAYOS HERE

by Fisayo February 14, 2019

the Babel fish

The Babel Fish (from Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy) is a small yellow fish you put in your ear to translate other languages. It swims through your ear canal into your brain, where instead of feeding off of your brain, it does something incredible. It actually feeds off of other's brain waves and converts them into coherent thoughts of your language. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot watch foreign language films or read foreign text, even with the babel fish, since it only converts from active brainwave that are in the same room as you, not a language that's been recorded or from the written word.

- Person 1: "Golly jee wilkers! I can understand all the languages with the Babel Fish! I should use this in Chinese class!"
- Person 2: "It still won't help you ace your written Chinese exams."
- Person 1: "Aw."

by Garrett Starr November 2, 2014

have bigger fish to fry

To have other things to do, to have more important things to do, to have more interestings things to do.

I can't spend a lot of time on the problem. I have bigger fish to fry.

by therma2000 April 9, 2012

Fish Eyes and Glue

Mariner terminology for tapioca pudding.

Cookie made up a big batch of fish eyes and glue for the crew's dessert.

by galgalley July 7, 2010

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Fish Love

When a person thinks he or she is in love with a person. But actually just loves everything positive they bring, not the person in question.

“‘Young man. Why are you eating that fish?’ The young mans says, ‘Because I love fish.’ He says, ‘Oh. You love the fish. That’s why you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ He says, ‘Don’t tell me you love the fish. You love yourself, and because the fish tastes good to you; therefore, you took it out of the water and killed it and boiled it.’ That’s fish love.

by Alvemo September 12, 2019

wrinkle fish

Slang for fecal matter as it resides (i.e. swims) in the toilet bowl.

I feel so much better after dropping a a huge load of wrinkle fish.

by HolyGrail June 13, 2008