worst pain ever

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!

Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!

by shaun gardner October 4, 2006

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

mostest ever

More than the mostest.

Heather loves Andy the mostest ever.

by Hannahs mommy December 30, 2007

ever that

a slang term for the phrase "never that" or i will never do that.

Jamal: Yo bro you wanna snort some coke?
Mikey: Nah man, ever that.

by nykid1313 January 22, 2007

everbeasted

The kind of drunk where where you don't usually remember much of the night before aside from the most ridiculous happenings such as breaking stripper poles or sliding down the tree outside of your kitchen window. The cause of this catastrophic disaster is due in part to the jungle juice you have indulged in "Lube style" tanker cups consisting mainly of Everclear---thus the basis of the name....everbeasted.

Ed: blah blah blah duuuuude hahaha I'm still drunk blah blah blah where did Tara go? blah blah blah look at my leg hahaha

Greg: huh huh huh dude where are my gleeeses...

Jamie: Greg you seriously broke the stripper pole hahaha

Greg: nuh uh! Oh shit! I was so everbeasted!!

Ed: blah blah blah

by ~*ja~*mi~*e~ March 5, 2009

Everdark

A person, place or thing that is dark, forever.

The everdark person is sexy and nice but still dark.

by Everlight October 26, 2011

everbomb

one shot everclear dropped into cup containing monster/red bull/any energy drink and a 5 hour energy shot.

wanna get wasted and jacked real fast? Drink 2 everbombs

by silly fool December 5, 2012