entertainews

news reporting in a style that mimics entertainment (or sometimes sports) reporting - often involving flashy graphics, individual theme music for particular stories/topics, and a general eagerness that makes the cynic within all of us suspect that news directors secretly yearn for disasters on a grand scale* - also, news stories that are heralded by promotional soundbites earlier in a day/evening's programming that could have been quite informative but instead are frustratingly lacking in information and designed not to inform on the topic at hand but merely to tease in regard to the upcoming broadcast and, presumably, increase viewership

*this is now so prevalent that it is routinely spoofed on fake news shows and segments and the joke is quite obvious

story taglines, using election coverage as an example:
real - "Decision 2000"
spoof - "Indecision 2000"

promotional messages such as "this regular household substance could be killing you and your children - is it in your kitchen? - more at 11pm"

by Anthony Sheppard June 9, 2005

loose ender

(n) /lus ɛndər/ A person who struggles to get anything done. Also: a loose endee - a person who is delegated to tie up other people's loose ends.

First reported usage: April 16th 2013, at 2:15pm CET at the CDF.

-Brigitte can't get anything done! She's a real loose ender.

-The report I said I would write isn't finished. Sorry, I'm being a real loose ender this week.

by bethcagnol April 16, 2013

sunscreen eater

a word that is made up by flamingo/albert to describe noobie xbox players that don't know changing their skin color exists

sunscreen eaters exists because when they join roblox for the first time on xbox, their face is white and the rest of their body is tan.

sunscreen eaters are xbox players that are new to the game (roblox) and are usually cute

player: it's a sunscreen eater AAAAAAAH
player2: RUN

by Reeeeeekt November 22, 2020

Trillest Entertainment

Trillest Entertainment is the global leader in digital media marketing. Anthony, the CEO is described as the plug of the plug. Having worked 10 years in the industry, Trillest ENT established itself as the most respected and trusted PR company in the world. They work with 10,000+ artists anually and have access to over 250+ major media outlets.

Trillest ENT is more than just a name, they consider all their artists like family.
#letsbuild

my man Anthony over at Trillest Entertainment is the absolute plug of the plug, my music career wouldn't be where it is today without my PR team at Trillest ENT.

by letsbuild November 9, 2020

chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus

wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus

by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017

cum eater

Is a female who love to eat and swallow as much cum as she can.
a female who loves to eat cum out of the pussy of another female after a gang bang

Last night after Jens Gang bang she had cum all over her and in her pussy. Sarah made sure to lick up all the cum off her body and pussy. sarah is sych a cum eater

by slutfriend July 30, 2009

Picky Eater

A person that is adverse to a wide variety of foods; additionally picky eaters often display an unwillingness to try new foods, or any food that contains even a small amount of a food they do not like.

Sally won't eat broccoli because she hates green vegetables she is such a picky eater. Bill won't eat that it has onions in it he is such a picky eater.

by Youkai Touzoku October 26, 2009