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Enbangered

The state in which pandas are lazy but horny.
Those pandas are really riled today.

Yeah they are an enbangered species
by EnbangeredPanda January 3, 2019
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toxic evangelism

n.

The preaching of fire-and-brimstone hatemongers that defile Christian kindness in their own self-righteousness. Their influence creates negative perceptions of modern Christian churches. This is due largely in part through the controversial and outspoken actions and opinions of a few congregations, such as the Westboro Baptist Church.
Bill- "Who was that crazy guy yelling at you in the park?"

Ted- "Some nutter telling me that my Jesus wasn't the right one to be putting faith in. He was trying to sell his toxic evangelism and some people actually were listening to him."

Bill- "Yikes, no wonder people aren't going to churches anymore."
by ukilledthecat June 16, 2010
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Logan Ebanks

A very tall human who everyone loves because he's a building aka Eiffel tower
by Bigwigga July 16, 2019
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Ebanish

Ebanish, or the ultimate form of banishment. The term derives from a group of young philosophers searching for a word that epitomized the full severity of being banished. In order for a successful Ebanishment, one must thrust their arm out and spiral their fingers while shouting "Ebanish!" The act is so powerful, the receiver has no choice but to bow down in fear.
"You have committed an act that is shunned upon in our eyes."
"Thou art Ebanished."
by Philosopher707 June 14, 2008
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evangatheist

Similar to the term dogmatic atheist, except this atheist is more 'evangelical' in his efforts, and definitely more hardcore, and can be considered as an individual who has decided to declare war on 'believers'.

Not only does the atheist profess his disbelief in the existence of God, but goes out of his way to convert those who do to his way of thinking.

He will use ad hominem attacks against those who have faith and beliefs, questioning their sanity, their intelligence, etc
Atheist: I cannot believe in a God that for all intents and purposes has not been proven to exist, nor has He revealed himself to me in any way.

Evangatheist: You're nuts for believing in God. You're deluded. You should drop your silly beliefs. Your faith is unfounded and unproven and impractical. Your head is full of 'theo(logical)-toxins' and you need to be cured. You can't be very intelligent to believe in any Supreme Being.
by ent|ty October 7, 2009
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Ebanie

Is an awesome ,funny,a little mean,scary person ,but very kind most of the time ,they make you laugh and smile and is overall a very good person
my friend is a Ebanie
by i,m a Leo February 22, 2019
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evangelical

christians who like to argue and force their ideas of religion on others. sometimes resulting in violence and always voice raising.
Dude, that chick is so fucking evangelical!
by alisse March 29, 2004
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