Vin Diesel

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.

"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."

by Diesel_Powered July 18, 2005

suckin diesel

A state of one's selfbeing. Or an expression of good progression.
Very good, doing well.

(Thank u 2 Colin + Edith 4 improvin th english language!)

How's it goin?
- I'm suckin diesel!
---or---
How's that project comin along?
- It's suckin diesel!

by Sam Baynes July 16, 2004

Burning Diesel

A White guy who has sex with a black girl is said to burn diesel.

Remember that black chick from the gym? We went out on a date and I was Burning Diesel all night long back at her place.

by MBL January 6, 2008

Sour Diesel

A type of weed that is very light green. Has the smell of sweet funk. And when you hit the bong it taste like a mix of lemon and fuel.... for real! The high is not your normal couchlock high. You actually could go play a game of bball or talk to your parents on it.

Man that sour diesel was crazy.... shit taste like i got ran over by a lemon truck!!

by jonnyganjaseed February 20, 2010

Vin Diesel

Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.

Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.

by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010

dieseled

To hit someone very hard or to be muscular.

Man, you got dieseled in football yesterday!

That man is dieseled (strong)

by J-Rock April 16, 2005

diesel

Budweiser beer (especially in a 24oz. can).

outside QuickTrip, the interior of a 1989 Ford Probe...

Christian: You want something to drink?

Grant: Can of Diesel.

Christian: A 2 by 4?

Grant: That's what I said.

by Edapoe March 15, 2009