Black and Decker

Black and Decker is a sex postion for a girl who dosen't want to take her shirt off. The girl must be wearing a low cut shirt and showing alot of cleavage. Once this is complete the guy takes off all his clothes. He then has the girl sit down while he stands. After this is complete the guy puts his ass in her face and puts his penis into the breast slot provided by the shirt. Once this is done the guy titty fucks the girl up and down like he is using a black and decker drill as the girl gives his ass a rim job.

Spencer tried as hard as he could to give morgan the Black and Decker but failed.

Spencer might be the only one to actually try the Black and Decker on a girl.

by Nick Bongiorno June 12, 2008

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

Dekker

The most baller, quick-witted, handsome man alive. Way cooler than that stupid fuck Alberto. Lady-slayer extraordinaire and an exemplary guy to hang with. Better than Alberto in every possible way imaginable.

Hot girl #1: Should we invite Alberto to the party?

Hot girl #2: No way! He's a total poof. Let's double team Dekker instead.

Hot girl #1: 그래 그러자. 데커 완전 멋있다!

Hot girl #2: 더블데커다!

by albertolikesdudes November 27, 2013

Deisel

Definition:

1.) A slag term for the drug, heroin (a.k.a. "smack")

2.) A certain strain of high quality marijuana.

Example:

a.) "Yo man, we were banging some killer deisel last night."

b.) "I've got three plants of deisel growing in my closet."

by RubbaDub9202 September 24, 2009

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010