Dekker

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The most baller, quick-witted, handsome man alive. Way cooler than that stupid fuck Alberto. Lady-slayer extraordinaire and an exemplary guy to hang with. Better than Alberto in every possible way imaginable.

Hot girl #1: Should we invite Alberto to the party?

Hot girl #2: No way! He's a total poof. Let's double team Dekker instead.

Hot girl #1: 그래 그러자. 데커 완전 멋있다!

Hot girl #2: 더블데커다!

Dekker by albertolikesdudes November 27, 2013

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Dekker

Dekker the definition of douche bag. Condecing and immature.

Person1. Man the dude is always caught in shit
Person2. Ya he pulled a dekker

Dekker by Personsupport March 18, 2019

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Dekker'd

adverb - when a close friend steals your fashion, idea, snowboard, etc.etc.

dude you totally Dekker'd my LG VU!!!

Bro you fricken dekker'd my taliban scarf

Dekker'd by Smith234 February 14, 2009

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Desmond Dekker

I can't believe that no one defined him yet. He is only one of the coolest legends to ever exist. Born Desmond Adolphus Dacres on July 16, 1941. Was a pioneer of first-wave ska in the sixties with his group the Aces, and the best known performer outside Jamaica before Bob Marley. Ska Boss.

The first time I ever heard Israelites I thought I landed in ska heaven. Long live Desmond Dekker.

Desmond Dekker by Orange Lady August 8, 2008

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Ted Dekker

Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.

I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.

Ted Dekker by epl692 December 15, 2021

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet

me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024

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Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

Deckerstar by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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