“Cuckwad”:
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019
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2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.
Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.
by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021
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by Ginger Snappah Head October 10, 2021
Get the Cucktastic mug.A cuck fan is a sports fan who switches their favorite sports team because their favorite player went to a new team. They watch and cheer for them while they play with another team; ironically enjoying it more than when they were with you
by Football fact checker February 15, 2022
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John - Man, I cant get bitches even though I'm a Top G and attended Hustlers University
Sneako - You gotta try getting cuckpilled it worked for me
Sneako - You gotta try getting cuckpilled it worked for me
by Japan is mean August 21, 2022
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Person two: Ong like who plays valorant for 7 hours straight
Person two: Ong like who plays valorant for 7 hours straight
by Dickky123 September 9, 2022
Get the cuckpickler mug.Man1: did you just laugh at that video of a man getting attacked by an alligator?
Man2: dude i barely cracked a smile idk
Man1: ....anyways LOOK AT THIS OTHER FUNNY VIDEO
Man2: dude you just emotionally cucked me you can’t just do that
Man2: dude i barely cracked a smile idk
Man1: ....anyways LOOK AT THIS OTHER FUNNY VIDEO
Man2: dude you just emotionally cucked me you can’t just do that
by cuckycucky October 12, 2017
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