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crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).
By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.
by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017
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Critical Ability

The natural instinct to question information before adopting it into your world view. The capacity to act on that instinct and draw reasonable conclusions during the meaning making process.
Remember that time I thought aliens were invading because someone said it was happening on the radio? Man, that was some really shitty critical ability
by slifty November 15, 2011
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ass critter

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.
I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!
by CJAH April 21, 2004
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critical mess

When world/political/environmental/personal events reach the threshold of their limits with seemingly little hope of of rectification.
Two wars, BP environmental apocalypse, politicians refusing to work towards a remedy in favor of political grandstanding, crazy weather everywhere and my car has a flat tire and won't start. I think we've reached critical mess...
by dogboy15 June 27, 2010
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critkomi

a kokomi with a positive crit rate. very rare, very beautiful.
person 1: hey did you see that critkomi?
person 2: yea it does so much damage i wish i had god artifacts like that all i get is flat defense *pain*
by sparky the pikachu November 12, 2022
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Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.
guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates
by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021
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critic

A critic is someone who has no discernible talent so tries to make someone else feel as useless as he/she is.
Critic 'Dude, you SUCK at guitar'
Billy 'Oh, so I guess you're a guitar genius then?'
Critic 'No, I can't play guitar'
by Billy D. Kid June 25, 2006
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