craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

by Aijalon January 12, 2013

Crawling in my skin

crawling in my skin <- when life f**ks u and u feel insecure and lost as f**k

i'm probably going insane. all this sh*t makes me feeling like its it's crawling in my skin and kills me from the inside.

by deadmandriftin' March 21, 2017

club crawl

You hit up all the clubs in one area until you find a good one. Usually done on vacation with a group of girlfriends.

Ashley: I can't wait to go to Mexico this spring break!

Lindsey: Me too! I wonder what the clubbing scene is like though!

Ashley: Looks like we're gonna have to club crawl.

by Brefalicious September 29, 2013

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009

Ponzi Crawl

A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!

Let's get some suckers to buy us beer on a ponzi crawl this weekend.

by kitm August 22, 2008

log-crawler

A fart that smells so bad that it must have crawled over a log (turd) in your intestine to get out.

You might want to get out of here and take the kids with you because I just released a log-crawler.

by JoshinLVNY June 3, 2018