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worker's compensation

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010
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Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Cute(Complement)

A complement to a girl from another girl, in a non-homosexual way. When a girl calls another girl "cute" she's basically saying that they're sweet, nice, or used to refer to something little, or related to being young.

(People do this in my school, it's kind of a southern thing!)
Friend one: "You look so Cute(Complement) today, Your dress and hair is, like, adorable."
Friend two: "Thanks!"
by Deplrshukiwa April 8, 2013
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complement

In Math, the complement is, simply put, that which is outside of the defined region. However, this is often used as an insult in geek circles.
Geek 1:Your momma's so fat, that she's the complement of your house.

Geek 2: Yeah, well at least my penis isn't always the complement of a vagina.

Geek 1: *shoots self, thus becoming the complement of existing*
by Evariste Galois April 20, 2009
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Compreggie

Dude 1: AHHH MY ANUS
Dude 2: You just got compreggied!
by Sir Sex a Lot March 20, 2007
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Compensate

Pronunciation key( Com-pen-sayt)
verb
1. To make up for something that you don't have.
2. see compensation
1.Dude, He's just blowing smoke 'cause he's compensating for not having a good computer.

2.|\/|4|\|!!!! 1'|\/| go1|\|g 7o |<111 7|-|a7 guy on <5!!!(Man!!!!, I'm going to kill that guy on CS)
me: Dude, you're 1337 sucks. stop trying to compensate 'cause you don't have his skills
by Me-hung-low August 14, 2006
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comprehendable

you can understand it.
shane is anything but comprehendable.
we should make him be more comprehendable.
by Jane__ June 6, 2005
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