Cometbus-esque

The writing style Cometbus introduced.
It's basically about writing from your point of view of your friends, life, music, etc. Always honest and fresh.

Many zines and zinesters adopted the Cometbus-esque as their writing style, 'cause it's simply awesome and interesting to read

by dr. gruff April 11, 2008

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.

You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.

by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017

competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.

Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.

by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019

Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.

Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!

by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020

comet observatory

The hub world from Mario Galaxy 1.
It’s both a comet and a observatory.

Jay: I just unlocked the kitchen on the comet Observatory!

Jeff: well I’m already on the bedroom.

by JeffyUHHHHHHHHH April 18, 2021

Comet Era

Comet Era means that anyone with this title is a top player of the quote-on-quote "Comet Era." They are known to be absolutely obnoxious with their title to prove that they're the best in that game in accordance to that category, without realizing that they've been in their own room playing Pixel Gun constantly without a milisecond of looking for sunlight.

King is top comet era! You know that grinders can actually beat him if he were to get some sunlight and rust himself for a long time.

by DefinitelyNotYourPG3DMemelord April 27, 2021