Clart

A Northern Irish word which describes an oafish, unfashionable and untidy person who is also clumsy.

She's a big clart.
She's was very clarty looking.

by robotmonster August 1, 2006

clart

somebody who knows about the Goldie Lookin Chain (a Newport rap posse)

alright clart, what are you smoking?

by Jonny Weldon March 3, 2004

Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021

Clarty

Messy as in dirty, or a messy activity.

Can also use "clart" as in something that is a pain to do.

Cleaning the oven is a right clarty job.

Filling in tax returns in a right clart.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Santa Clarita

Santa Clarita is a town in southern California where no one under 30 works for a living because they can live off of their rich parents and attend COC for 5-10 years on and off. those whose parents are not willing to support them after coming of age proceed to get on food stamps, sell drugs, and live off of sierra highway in canyon country. these people will eventually move to palmdale.

kid1: hey, i have to go sling some weed out in Santa Clarita, wanna come with?
kid2: yea, might as well. haven't beat the shit out of yuppie scum in a minute.

by TruthBeToldForever October 5, 2011

clarrie

The point in time when an apricot begins to rot. When the apricot reaches it's "clarrie" it turns a dark shade of green in some parts and small white fluffy patches can begin to appear in the centre of the apricot. If an apricot that's got it's "clarrie" is consumed, it could make the consumer ill. - the meaning of clarrie comes from the gagging sounds the ancients made when the rotten apricot made its second appearance (up the esophagus). Clarrie can also be used to describe the omen of bad breath.

Guy 1: "hey, what's up with this apricot ?"

Guy 2: "don't eat it, it's got it's clarrie

by Cuthbert Phillip Tottingtaile July 14, 2012

Clarry

A person who is extremely shy when not with friends. He sometimes likes to muck around to cheer others up and when he is purposely funny or trying to annoy people, all you want to do is laugh. When he actually talks to you, he's okay to hang around. Some people also try to 'ship' him with people... I don't know why.

Example 1
Jeff: "Hey did you see what Clarry just did?"

Sam: "Yeah, it was hilarious! Even if people thought it was annoying."

Example 2

Person 1: "Hey Clarry you wanna play soccer at lunch?"
Clarry: "Yeah, of course! I'll meet you on the oval."

by IMORSOME May 31, 2018