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Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.
I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.
by element 24789 February 18, 2009
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Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.
Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.
by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009
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Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.
Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.
by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011
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chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.
They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.
by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011
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chapped

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!
by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011
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chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty
Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now
by hour3 art class December 2, 2015
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chapped off

I'm so chapped off right now
by RealRams October 5, 2016
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