Chappers

Very often used amongst close friends when they know of an occasion when someone has toched their penis against that of another human. Also known as 'Crossing Swords' 'Chappers' is generally the result of a Chapped foreskin from excessive masturbation and/or rubbing against another man's throbbing member.

Hey guys - did you hear mike got caught embracing in Chappers last night with Tony?

by Biggy B Ghetto MC September 14, 2006

Chipple

A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.

Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.

by Henry chipplemaster October 29, 2006

crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.

"that soup is crappleshat"

by user2345236476 October 1, 2009

Chappelism

The belief that one does not need to learn certain information as long as such knowledge is available to them in some form.

Because my teacher believes in Chappelism, she says that we don't need to study our notes as long as write them.

by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010

Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.

Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...

by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 1, 2019

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021