michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.

I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.

by Rider Jack November 23, 2025

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025