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Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012
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adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.
"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.
by Whitest BlkBoi December 1, 2016
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Dick Buffer

When a female uses you as a source of emotional support in between dicks, but doesn't want to be involved with your dick.
"wow, Brittany is messaging me for the first time in 6 months complaining about how lonely she is. She must just need a dick buffer"
by Thikkshady March 24, 2022
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nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber
1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.
by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014
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buffer day

A day after a busy day where you have nothing scheduled, nothing planned, the day all to yourself, no one can disrupt you.
Hey man can you sleepover tonight?”

“Sorry I can’t. I don’t have a buffer day tomorrow.”
by Kabala July 21, 2023
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buffering adverts

The worst invention ever
Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!
by Yermy Battled Warter January 3, 2017
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hit the buffers

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.
by school lover December 2, 2014
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