bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

Balloon Fight

After having sex with your hoe you take off your rubber and slap her in the face with it.

Yo E- Train I hooked up with my chicka last night and after I blew nut I yanked of my Jiz Balloon and we had a Balloon Fight....I won

by mcputter March 8, 2009

clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.

"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."

by jmbalaya April 6, 2008

bollock brain

A bollock brain is a fuck wit.

Oi! Bollock brain, unplug the toaster before sticking a screwdriver in it to get that bit of burnt toast out.

by Sid Swift November 19, 2003

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

bollox

Irish/UK/possibly also Australian slang term meaning:
1)testicles
2)bullshit
3)slightly affectionate term of abuse

alternate spellings:Bollix, Bollocks

1) Aaargh right in the bollox!
2) What a load of bollox...
3) AAgh you made me spill my drink, ye little bollox!

by el-presidente May 5, 2005