Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beetlesnake

A beetlesnake is a person who shows up out of nowhere and you feel like they’re being sneaky or just a joke calling someone a funny name.

Look at this beetlesnakeover there watching us!

by Cjsoto48 June 22, 2018

Beethoven Virus

A song that a lot of people mistake for being from DDR. It is actually from another dancing game called Pump It Up and it debuted in the series with Perfect Collection

Person 1: I really like that Beethoven Virus song from DDR
Person 2: I wanna correct you with something
Person 1: Okay.
Person 2: It's from Pump It Up, not DDR

by I Like 100-Year Old Lolis September 3, 2018

Beetch Farm

The place where nine (9) year olds think hookers are grown, watered and planted.

Kid 1: Ill take ur mom back to the beetch farm where she came from motherfricker
Kid 2: HEY no swearing on my fortnite chat devin.

by Gingoballs October 16, 2019

Alexis Beetz

A Girl Who Like Too Party , Drink , Smoke , Cool Kid , Not Into Relationship , Swag , Chill , Funny , Talk's Alot Of Shit , Pretty , Skinny , Spends Too Much Time At School & Not With Her True Friend Back At Home . Blind To See The Right From The Bad . But A Kick Ass Best Friend When She Wants To Be , She Has A Big Heart But She Too Scared To Show It . Has A Habit Of Blocking The People That Love Her .

She Like Soul Sister|Bestfriend|CrimeBuddy| And I Know Her So Well I Made This D E F I N I T I O N Of Alexis Beetz !

by Don'tTripBeetzPennis(; August 4, 2011

Scarab Beetle

My original name for poker players who go all in with absolutely anything over and over. Hence, Scarab Beetle, pushing (going all in) shit around (any two cards).

72 offsuit and you get a full house!?!?! You fucking Scarab beetle bastard!!!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Beetle Headed Fuck

Noun. A person with a bowl haircut that looks rather similar to the Beetles haircut, or just has big,poofy, spherical hair.

Look at that Beetle Headed Fuck. Don't you just want to push him to the ground and dangle a loogy right above his face?

by MC Marrs July 15, 2010