needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010

Cry-Beating

Using you Tear drops as personal Lubricant.

Man, I just caught Josh Cry-Beating!!!

by TinyWilson February 4, 2010

beating

1) A chick who has a high maintenance/better-than-you attitude and acts like you aren't worth her time; 2) a chick who nags and is controlling in a relationship

origin: San Diego

dude, that chick is such a beating. she won't let John come to the movies with us because she thinks he'll go pickin up on other girls

OR

sheesh, that chick is a beating, she thinks she's better than everyone else

by Brandon April 4, 2005

beating a dead horse

When something is already dead, and you keep bring it up over and over again

counter strike is a dead horse that everybody should stop beating

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

bathing suit area

the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch

"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"

by hammer November 9, 2006