Beanie Stick

beanie stick is a phrase used when talking about how something isn’t capable due to certain circumstances similar to the phrase can pigs fly

zak: that stick just fucked my mum
louis: it’s just a stick with a beanie on
zak: yea it’s beanie stick

by Whereismyeardum June 16, 2021

Greasy Beaner

To defecate on a Mexican girl after a two-week-long diet of nothing but greasy American truck stop and diner food.

Adam gave that little chicana a real greasy beaner, she was completely covered in excrement.

by Shipreck October 2, 2007

Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower

dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.

by bir May 7, 2010

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

nigger beaner

Someone who is of African american and mexican decent...or looks like that of.

Jody- Look at that NIGGER BEANER
Ryan- Shes not black shes a jew.

by Rob Kennedias July 1, 2007

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010

Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 10, 2018