Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

91st base

The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.

Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.

by DrCEO July 22, 2014

3.5th base

When a woman gives you a blowjob,see 3rd base, however doesn't allow you to cum and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with you(4th base). Once again, she comes to the point when you are almost about to ejaculate, and then hops off and leaves you. Also see blue balls

Milton: FUCK MAN, my balls hurt so bad!

Aziz: Why?

Milton: This bitch I was fuckin' yesterday got me to 3.5th base. I'm so pissed off.

Aziz: Oh dudeLOL, that sucksLOL.

by Suicide_Nacho August 27, 2008

Australian base system

The American base system involves: first base - kissing and breast fondling; second base - manual stimulation of genitalia; third base - oral stimulation of genitalia; and home base (or fourth base) - the act of penetrative intercourse.

The Australian base system is slightly different: first base - vaginal sex; second base - anal sex; third base - threesome with two males and one female; home base (or fourth base) - threesome with two females and one male.

Elaine: All my friends back home go to home base by the time they're fifteen.

David: On the Australian base system or the American base system?

by aussieinthestates July 19, 2011

5th Base

The last base, to have anal sex with a woman or man. Anal sex has been classified as the most deep sexual connection since being the most late and controversial kind of sex.

The first base is the French Kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral sex, the fourth base is vaginal sex and the fifth base is anal sex. Through some people will consider BDSM as the Sixth Base.

Tongue, Touch, Throat, Throw, Turd.
French, Feel, Fellatio, Fuck, Feces.
Beso, Body, Blow, Bang, Butt.
Slow, Sexy, Suck, Sex, Shit.

5th Base

by IloveMarijuana March 14, 2014

Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.

by King of Cacti May 17, 2014

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019