The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

by Zero@2 April 23, 2022

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022

Wife-able

A girl who you feel has the potential to be your girlfriend or the person you are "officially" exclusive with. In some cases, a girl you feel possesses qualities that would warrant marriage.

Devin: " So, how was your date with Veronica? She let you cut, dawg?"

Justin: " Hell naw! She's a good girl, funny, got her head in the books."

Devin: " Yeah, man, and she's fine as hell!"

Justin: "I know, she's completely wife-able."

by i-know-it-all May 23, 2009

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)

me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

by Pack Inventor April 25, 2022

Amber Turd

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.

“I really need to take an Amber Turd”

“That woman is such an amber turd”

by Petdragon June 4, 2022

Amber turd

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.

I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.

by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022