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After-tears

A term used in South african townships that means the get together, usually to drink, after a loved one's funeral.
Where's the After-tears this saturday?
by Zee_nat October 5, 2011
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After-Porn

The porn you watch after the real porn to cool down. This porn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.
Eli- Wow I'm still so horny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
Tyler- Rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some After-Porn
Jack- yeah man i can't leave the house before I've watched my After-Porn
by tkids December 6, 2011
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Afterfap

The horrible feeling of self loathing you experience after orgasm. You gain the ability to look at the disgusting things you were watching without the mental cloud of a sex drive.
Oh my god that is so hot...*cums*....oh, oh my god, is she really doing that? I need to take a long shower in the wake of this afterfap.
by ragequite December 22, 2010
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alternative truth

a blatant lie. what Kellyanne Conway calls blatant lies by her administration when exposed on national television. see also bull mother fucking shit.
Sean Spicer's assertion that grass mats, biased photo cropping and secret service magnetometers hid the fact that Trump's inauguration crowd was, "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration--period" goes beyond Trump's razor, to the realm of alternative truth.
by conanmalone January 22, 2017
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alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?
Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.
by Tedda M. January 22, 2017
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After Hours

Not to be confused with all-nighter

An annual competition to stay up from 12:00 AM until the sunrise of that day. Usually goes past sunrise to determine the winner. notably occurs online through instant messaging or voice calls. lack of activity after 30 minutes results in disqualification. Can also be implemented in person.
1: Are you guys ready for the 3rd annual After Hours?
2: Yes I am! I will will this year.
1: Doubt it.
by Junobright July 2, 2020
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Afterbang

The landing of any trick on skis with what appears to be extreme steeze. Usually done by placing hands by waist in front or behind and leaning back in a relaxed stance.
Tom Wallisch is the king of afterbang
by afterbangforlife May 12, 2009
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