Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)

1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

by somerandomgirl2222222 October 9, 2008

iPhone-a-friend

n. The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.

"We are hopelessly lost. I'll just use my iPhone-a-friend and my mom can get us directions from Google Maps."
"When are you going to get a real iPhone, you cheap ass?"

by nepenthean December 29, 2007

as a friend

"To accompany as someone with which you wish you had romantic interest in, but for right now you just need a date"

"The date-less football player took his nerdy next door neighbor to prom as a friend."

by Callie May 28, 2004

National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.

Its National Sext a Friend Week.

by BigDickDaddyStalin October 15, 2018

she’s just a friend

what adrien loves to call marinette but he’s in love with her but he isn’t

adrien: marinette? she’s just a friend
also adrien: “m’lady” “bugaboo” “girl of my dreams”

also adrien: blind

by chatnoirisloml February 24, 2021

funeral for a friend

Funeral for a Friend is not some gay ass band that all these definitions claim.

It is a song performed and co-written by Elton John. It is an epic 10:41 song, off the album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, that may be the most smokin' tune ever.

You have not heard music if you haven't heard this song

Guy A: Have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy B: Yea, man, they are so emo and rock

Guy A: No, you fucking fag, have you heard Funeral for a Friend?

Guy C: He's talking about the Elton John song you douchebag

Guy B: Oh, I suck cock so I didn't know

by Drakizzle January 9, 2008

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009