Yap tax

The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.

Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.

by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025

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A yap a lots

A yap a lots is a person that talks a lot and does not stop.

I can't get any work done because I am with a yap a lots

by TheGossipQueen September 30, 2025

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National Yap Day

December 23rd is National Yap Day. The day where people talk too much and you can’t hear yourself think.

Bro, she is talking way too much because it’s National yap day

by bmm110 December 22, 2023

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yap

when someone just wont shut the fuck up

Yapper: "hey so did you guys hear about that one thing that happened yesterday to that one dude"
Chad: "what is blud yapping about?"
Sigma: "blud is speaking yappenese"

by John Franklin Kenneth January 11, 2024

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Yap Li

A Rapper, Whom takes 0 tolerance from other rappers or individuals.

He thought he was dead after he dissed Yap Li.

by Yap Li November 22, 2021

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Yapped

To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.

Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"

by Fraz June 5, 2016

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