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Who's Your Writer?

When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question
Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'
by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013
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Writers Cunt

When an individual is bitching about having Writers Block he is a Writers Cunt
Person 1: Urgggg!
Person 2: No more like Writers Cunt!
Person 1: What is writers cunt?
Person 2: When you bitch about having writers block.
by Tristan Dinkleberg June 29, 2016
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Family Guy writers

A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."

"Dude that new show looks shitty."

"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
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Prompt Writer

Someone talked to a Generative AI to preform a task as part of their job or consistent hobby.

Tasks may include: Generating reports off a companies private dataset, Fact checking against court records that were trained by an official source, Human to AI assistant relations, Testing of LLM, and Graphic Art / Audio / Video rendering
Just got hired as a "Prompt Writer" at this automotive company. Apparently they scanned in like, the last 80 years of documents they have ever had and now I can just ask about any of it. So making line graphs is night and day.

I'm so happy the courts trained a modal with their court records. I was to tired of putting in information requests to pull physical files. I had to get reauthorize as a "Prompt Writer"?, But is basically lets me just log into their gov site and ask for the stenographer's transcript of any case at any date that I have access to. Even translates the shorthand for me.
by PunkMage May 14, 2024
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Writer’s disease

Used to define characters who are poorly written despite their abilities and potential they could have
Flash is one of the most powerful characters in DC. No joke. But the writers make him so he doesn’t live up to title because of writer’s disease
by Raptor-777 May 15, 2025
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non-writer

A mediocre, unimaginative person who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. The medical condition is called Dysgraphia. If you've ever worked at advertising agencies, academic institutions or content marketing teams, you'd know who these people are. Non-writers are easily identified by their linear patterns of thinking, a complete inability to vary syntax, and an endless self-struggle with using the right adjective. They may apply all the cosmetic glow to their substandard, pathetic excuse of a writing but just one glance at those run-on sentences, and you'd know these people are just not meant to write anything important or complex.

By some quirk of fate, talented professional writers end up in the same team as these non-writers. In the eyes of management, they are the same as you, and are qualified to the same rates of pay. When that happens, you have no choice but to suffer their severe incompetence and bruised egos. Despite being embarrassing failures, non-writers are not open to constructive comments and edits.

The invention of AI writing tools has come as a boon to these non-writers. At least now they can hide their dysgraphia. But the lack of freshness in writing remains a permanent question mark on their skills and capabilities.
Me: "Who wrote this blog post?"
Management: "Our new hire, Tanveer."
Me: "I'm sorry. Have you seen the adverb overload on this one? This looks like the work of a non-writer. This Tanveer or whatever should look for an alternative occupation. I can't think of a less capable person to be writing our blog posts."
Management: "Perhaps you're right. But you need to find a way to adjust around this non-writer. Why don't you just correct his mistakes, and no-one has to know! That's why we hired you anyway."
by Third World Sam March 13, 2024
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Writer

A human-like species fueled on coffee, criticizes themselves. The mating call of writers is the sound of pages flipping.
Did you see that crazy writer?
by Redder21 January 27, 2019
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