whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.

So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!

by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

whoops

what you tell your girl friend when you forget to use a condom.

"Honey im pregnant" said Salley

"Whoops," says Marc

by godish009 November 25, 2009

Whopper

N. An obese yet alluring female that one always regrets hooking up with, because his friends always give him shit the next day.

I can't believe that Eric hooked up with that whopper last night!

by Luke M. October 29, 2006

whoppa choppa

A big ass bootie due to over-eating Burger King Whoppers

Leroy, I remember when your mama had the roundest whoppa choppa in all of Brooklyn.

by Gordon C October 12, 2005

whoppa whoppa

to slap a woman in the forehead with your ball sack

I love to do the WHOPPA WHOPPA to yo mama all night long.

by Devin Bonner December 9, 2003

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004