vosty

To have the characteristics of someone shell-like.

Evan was acting typically vosty today.

by Sangrias&Spaceships June 16, 2018

lizard volt

Another name for a vagina.

Aup duck giz a look at your Lizard Volt.

by 124lizard November 18, 2016

Voltage

Mountain Dew's weight gainer drink that was cunningly disguised as a delicious blue soda which they happened to release sometime during bathingsuit season 2008. the name Voltage was derived from the fact that they jampacked the calories of 6 sodas into 1 can of soda...Voltage will make you very fat, very fast.

Q: does this Voltage make my ass look fat?

A: yes. very.

by thumbass January 20, 2009

9 volt

A sexual menuever, where a man or woman takes a 9 volt battery, and places the two metal pronges on or in the womans vagina, giving her a mild shock, similar to the shock received when placing one's tounge on the battery.

"Dude, while my girlfriend was asleep, i thought i'd give her a little surprise by giving her the 9 volt."

by spencefence September 2, 2007

mars volta

The gnarliest band to hit the music scene since 'at the drive in.' The mars volta consist of two amazing men "cedric Bixler zavala" - Vocals and "Omar Alfredo Rodriguez Lopez" - Guitar. There is a slue of other random band members that fill in the rest of the music but Cedric and Omar are the main gnarlers. Although they are considered "un-tasteful" They still kick ass and open a new genre of music. Just try to play some of the mars volta on guitar or to grow hair like theirs. The mars volta , despite what critics say, are the most talented and original band at this time.

Dude 1:Have you heard any of the mars voltas songs?
Dude 2: Yeah only when i dream.

by motagne de lion July 20, 2008

Voltron

A commonly occurring group consisting of 5 people. Usually found in a restaurant, bar, or coffee shop. Voltron's always consists of 4 white males (some have goatee's) and one Asian female. Not really noticed until you find yourself in one, then you see them everywhere.

Oh look, there is another Asian woman in a Voltron.
I love this Mongolian Grill... wow, look at all the Voltrons!
See that Voltron table over there? they get 5 Venti's.
Look at that LL Bean catalog... is that a Voltron on the cover?
God I love shopping at IKEA! OMG is that an Ektorp Voltron?

by Mrsailorman April 3, 2010

Voldy

He who shall not be named- an abbreviation of Voldemort- a nickname for a generally undesirable or nasty person whose real name you dont want to mention in public (probably because you or one of your friends porked them).

God forbid anyone discovers the true identity of my Voldy. That was a serious fucking mistake.

by Tadamichiyoyoyo May 10, 2011