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Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless
“Bro get on we’re being raided
I can’t steams updating
by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020
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Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.
Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"
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End Update

A hypothetical update to the sandbox video game Minecraft overhauling the late-game End dimension. Although it was updated once in the 2016 Combat Update, another update to the dimension has been heavily requested by the game's community since the Nether Update and Caves & Cliffs updates in 2020 and 2021, respectively.
Minecraft fans have been clamoring for an End update for years yet the most they’ve gotten is dead leaves and copper pickaxes.
by CtrlAlt_Games August 4, 2025
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woman update

Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman
by kingsaul January 19, 2025
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Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
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general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
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