on turning

Some one who is sexy beyond belief. They turn you on.

MMMMM!! Have you seen Jesse in that shirt. Talk about on turning!

by Brittany Nikole December 23, 2007

to ride the turning lane

A sexual term that has to do with alot of ass and licking.

I love to ride the turning lane!!!

by Anonymous529 September 8, 2007

Turning a double dirty sanchez

When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.

Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.

by Dirk Thrustwell June 22, 2011

turking

To turk is to have sexual intercourse. As simple as that !

Those two have been turking each other I feel sure !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!

They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

Tartingles

(Noun) The sensation of embarrassment at someone else's awkward situations.

1) God, doesn't Curb Your Enthusiasm give you the worst fucking tartingles?

2) I have a rough case of the tartingles whenever a usually quiet kid gets drunk and becomes an uncontrollably loud and honest mysogynist

by ..s.s.s December 20, 2008

Turming

Crushing pills between a woman's breasts/buttocks and snorting them #swag

Dude this weekend I snagged a bimbo from this sick party and we started turming, it was fucking awesome

by Turmthegreat October 22, 2013