A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
by Simple Clara November 13, 2013
Get the Toad mug.Noun. Name for a female who is very promiscuous, but during the act of sex, she just lays there and takes it. She is a ho, but only engages in the most traditional of sexual positions.
She is very boring in the sack and will never try anything different either because she is too good to indulge her partner, or she is just interested in addng another notch on her bedpost.
She is very boring in the sack and will never try anything different either because she is too good to indulge her partner, or she is just interested in addng another notch on her bedpost.
Tim: Dude, I totally banged that skank Sabrina last night!
John: Nice, how was it?
Tim: Oh, she just laid there took it; she was totally a trad-ho!
John: Nice, how was it?
Tim: Oh, she just laid there took it; she was totally a trad-ho!
by seeg0039 July 19, 2010
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n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.
1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"
2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.
by The Great Ape Rape November 6, 2010
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Get the trade piece mug.Also known as FTS, this is a hypocritical pirate alliance that is strongly opposed to free trade in the online game Pardus. Their name makes for some irony as they are renowned for their blocking of important sectors, general communist enforcement of trade prices, and restricting spawn points of powerful NPCs for their own members. Generally disliked by most Pardusians except for the Famous Pirate alliance.
"Dammit, my space farm just got raided by the Free Trade Syndicate!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
by Jobnob February 10, 2009
Get the Free Trade Syndicate mug.So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.
It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.
It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.
by CherryP February 27, 2010
Get the Fair Trade Lip Balm mug.Often shortened to MSOAT, this barabric insult is used by goons to describe people that they don't have a liking for.
by Freddie Leech December 27, 2007
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