Velvet Trench

The vagina. The pussy. The snatch. The vulva.

I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.

Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021

Trenched

Trenched is the feeling of absolute body shutdown, after you have been intoxicated. it is the feeling that you can not even move and have reached your max, intoxication. This feeling will be followed by fatigue and loss of short term memory.

After taking a hit of salvia Matt lays on the ground and repeats " I'm Trenched", unable to get up.

by Blowfro February 19, 2009

trench dick

When the girl has way too much sex her vagina becomes a nasty, disease ridden trench than many have walked through. The unexperienced guy has sex with her and then contracts trench dick and his dick shrivels up and turns into a Gremlin.

James had sex with that slut and now he's got trench dick. WOW! look at that tiny Gremlin.

by getlite November 25, 2009

Trench Coats

Very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. It's differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. This makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.

Sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. All this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.

Because of this, I'm forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and I live no where near Colorado.

"What the hell is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet I can't wear fucking trench coats in school, you shit-headed assholes?"
- A response I made to the "people" running the school I go to.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 29, 2007

geh tren zikh

Yiddish phrase that means "go fuck yourself!"

'kh hob nischt kehn koyekh. Geh tren zikh, putz!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

dude trench

A gay male's crack.

Last night I found my way into Ryan's dude trench and spent all night pounding his fox hole!

by manchesteru5 April 21, 2006