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tomahawked

The act of getting a tomahawked thrown at you through a window and being their bitch.
When Adam stuck his head out the window, Steve and Mike Tomahawked the shit out of him.
by intheface333 December 7, 2010
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Tomahawked

Derives from the 'Sticks and stones' wager match of Call of Duty: Black Ops, and refers to a situation where someone has been humiliated or put in an awkward situation by one of their friends.
Person 1: Ah, someone went on my facebook account and asked Sophie out to dinner, I've never spoken to her, how awkward.

Person 2: Tomahawked
by Hero03 March 16, 2011
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tomah

slang for tomorrow; used in moments when simply saying "tomorrow" will take utterly too much time
Sheniqua: "I gon get my hair did tomah"
John: "Outside of the many grammatical problems I have with that statement, why didn't you just say 'tomorrow'?"
by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012
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tolman

a huge peice off poo usually found in someones backyard it is usually about 7 inches long and is a redish brown colour
Guy 1: I think some kind of animal pooped in my backyard.

Guy 2: It is probably just a tolman.
by jordan doe December 19, 2013
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tormanator

a BAMF (bad-ass mother F***er) who gets laid every night.
that guy is a tormanator
by trav jr. April 13, 2008
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Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
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Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.
Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.
by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009
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