Brexit

A mess.

Person1: my life is worse than brexit
Person2: oh no it isn’t xoxo

by Hehsvseh April 15, 2019

Brexit

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The act of telling everyone at a

gathering (e.g. Demolitionn Derby, Suicide Mission, Aristocratic Bullies etc..) , that you are leaving, but actually staying around to see who is the last to crash and burnout (e.g. Greece, Italy, Spain, etc.)
United Kingdom is at the party, brexiting near the front door so to exit when needed...

by UncleJohn2019 May 1, 2019

Brexiting

When your having sex with a girl, and you can't decide whether or not to pull out, so you just do nothing instead.

Bro1: Dude me and Shannon almost had a pregnancy scare last night!

Bro2: No way, what happened?

Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!

by BigBoy1432 May 11, 2019

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019

brexit

Brexit is a name for during intercourse when the male states he has ‘pulled out’ but in fact didn’t

Boy: Shit girl how you pregnant?
Girl: The bitch pulled a brexit on me

by Thatlldodonkey123 December 12, 2019

Brexit

the best thing to ever happen to the english people (those who work)

Did you hear about Brexit?
Yea the EU can go ####### itself

by a normal ass human March 16, 2017

Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019