Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.
"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"
by SP00NS October 7, 2007
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2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.
2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.
Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night
Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..
Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah
Joe: Hahahahaha
Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..
Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah
Joe: Hahahahaha
Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
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The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket
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the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
Get the Ticketmaster Convenience Charge mug.Whenever a rapper mentions a meal ticket, he is referring to getting money to afford to eat, or more directly, food stamps before there was EBT.
by pcshRealDeal October 8, 2012
Get the meal ticket mug.Someone who spent the entire month long Ragnarok anniversary Hugel event getting tickets by clicking an NPC for 10+ hours day. These tickets were most often used to level ones characters to 99, in the most extreme cases many characters to 99 and further.
"Dude I spent like 14 hours today clicking the same NPC over and over until I got 65000 tickets. I haven't left the house in 3 weeks but I have four 99 characters LOL." said the Ticketfag
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