A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW
I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.
by Brawesome August 25, 2010
Get the Anti-Orientation Porn Watchermug. a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.
Random guy, "So do you play COD?"
Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."
Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."
Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009
Get the professional Call of Duty watchermug. Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.
Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!
by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009
Get the Secret Crotch Watchermug. Barry said watch that pole..
Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..
Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..
Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker
Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..
Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..
Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker
by Nosir78 November 3, 2020
Get the pole watchersmug. "My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022
Get the cross-ribbed ape watchermug. by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018
Get the Whale watchersmug. by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025
Get the Whale watchermug.