Tward Barge

A short-bus full or retards and twats.

Look at that tward barge over there.

by 42cfuller April 25, 2022

Twart

A wart located on the actual twat vagina.

Instead of: "wow that girl has a wart on her twat", you would say: "wow that girl has a twart! grosssss"...

by suxxi December 29, 2006

twaffle

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

by badman31 November 10, 2013

Twaf

Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. When trying to call someone a twat on the sly but get it wrong. Horribly wrong.

Cat just called me a twaf. She cant even insult people right.

by Wincantonisgreat December 5, 2017

twark

someone whos having sex with someone for fun.bt itd fun 4 both of them.

1.FRND: wat it do 2nyt eric? wana fade em up?

ERIC: naw im bout 2 go see ma lil sexy twark

2. PERSON 1: aye i got dis twark 4 u.
PERSON 2: ight gime his/her numba.

by soso August 21, 2006

Tward

When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard

s/he is a serious tward!

by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009

Tward

1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)

I don't want to hear about Edward Cullen, you tward!

by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009