hey stranger

What is "Hey Stranger...", you ask. It is when you receive, or send, a message on facebook from someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity. The opening line of the "hey stranger..." is the socially acceptable way to say, it's been a long time but I am still interested in hooking up if you are.

Have you ever been hey strangered? Have you ever been happy birthday strangered? Change your relationship status to single then get a hey stranger...?

Hey stranger is a phrase as well as a verb...as in "I was hey strangered by my ex-boyfriend from high school"

Hey stranger...how have you been. Heard you are living in Seattle...I am going to be there next month for work, maybe we can meet up.

by HeyStranger May 29, 2009

stranger

When you sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.

Last night, when nobody was home, I gave myself a stranger.

by Darron M. January 12, 2007

Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Eskimo Stranger

When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extra points for wearing a fur cuff on your wrist.

I gave myself an Eskimo Stranger last night, and it felt just like a wild night in the arctic.

by Mynah January 2, 2009

Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

The Stranger

'The Stranger' is a masturbation technique which the user commences by sitting on their hands until they go numb and as a result cannot feel through their hands when they masturbate.

I employed 'The Stranger' last night for the first time.

by Pessimessed September 29, 2005