Definitions by the.puppet.man

Semper Gumbi

The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."

G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."

G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."

Semper Gumbi by the.puppet.man August 10, 2006

close-stander 

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

close-stander by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

second-hand rap

Phenomenon created when some idiot with a loud car stereo believes the entire community would like to have their own music, conversations, or inner peace drowned out by the cacophony created by some angry black man shouting about bitches, a sampled bassline, and the sound of a car being vibrated apart.

Our day at the park was ruined by second-hand rap.

second-hand rap by the.puppet.man January 6, 2006