ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 9, 2009

You are stepping on my dong

Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.

R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!

by RagMeRock December 4, 2004

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004

Shipping

Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.

Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.

Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping ChrisxLexi
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???

Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.

by Sexylovelylady July 25, 2014

Slipping a George

When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel".

Named after our local barman George who attempted this.

When he met her, he tried Slipping a George.

by Phil Arnold December 23, 2005

skipping the rail

a sexual act in which the penis maintains contact around the vaginal area without actually penetrating the vagina.

guy #1: all foreplay all sucks so much!!!
guy #2: have you tried skipping the rail?

by pat the sex lion April 14, 2008

slipping out

The act of when a female is on top during sexual intercourse and doesn't have the correct rhythm so his penis comes out and needs to be repositioned.

"Jenny didn't have the right rhythm when we were having sex and I kept slipping out."
"Dude. That's rough. Maybe you should be on top next time."

by SexYmasTerrrr69 December 6, 2013