staledurags

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!

yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!

by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020

Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

by LumberJones April 12, 2022

stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.

Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!

by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022

Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it

He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had

by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023

Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.

This rex is statted like crazy!!

by Tkob January 19, 2023