spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

SpurpShots

SpurpShots romanian audio maker since 2017
SpurpShots is an oldgen audio maker who got his account termed 6 times lol what a white kiddo like LordDrizzyD even tho hes a good audio maker.
SpurpShots being an chill guy who is pretty chill and funny,really liked joking alot.
SpurpShots already exposed his face on his discord server,hes acutally hot many egirls said.
He quitted in 2018 but came back in 2019 bc hes audio got leaked so hard
newgen:name an oldgen audio maker
Oldgen:SpurpShots

Romanian newgen Oldgen chill guy SpurpShots is a good audio maker

by Vericul,43 April 6, 2022

cyber spud

Someone who spends the better part of their day in front of a computer screen. Usually spends this time idily surfing the 'Net, instant-messaging, forwarding messages, etc. (OK, it's the computer-geek version of a couch potato :P)

Jill: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: (in front of a computer screen) "Ehm...surfing the 'Net...instant-messaging my friends...and other stuff..."
Jill: (sighs in exasperation) "Don't you have anything better to do with your time, cyber spud?!"

by The Mysterious Chicken August 24, 2004

Spud

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

by boomftleah June 24, 2014

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

Spunkosaurus

A person who loves spunk inside and all over their body.

Jim:- That guy got bummed three times last night at that hardcore party!!
Bob:- I know! What a Spunkosaurus!!!

by Petey Threenips August 10, 2010