spooderman

a red and blue boi.

i saw spooderman banging MJ.

by your local mcdonalds November 6, 2019

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

spoofer

A liar, or an idiot if they believe their own nonsense.

Someone who presents a false image of themselves.

Eamon: I have yet to be convinced Ronaldo is world class.

John: He's already scored 18 goals this season...

Eamon: He's a spoofer and will be found out against quality opposition.

John: You're the spooder, Eamon.

idiot liar Eamon Dunphy

by thee glitz November 7, 2015

skooner

a skooner is a hot bitch that can give good head and takes it up the ass and doesnt cry

ryan: dude that bitch u hooked me up with last night at the party was a totaal skooner
chad: i kno thats why i hooked u up with her

by C_Nutt July 9, 2005

spoogerifc

verry sexually appealing.

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.

by mike January 6, 2004

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

peak-too-sooner

Someone that peaks too soon. Coined in the Mike Meyers, Gwyneth Paltrow movie View From the Top. Used to describe someone that reached their peak too soon, and are headed towards a steady decline in skill, intelligence, etc.

Gwyneth Paltrow: How could I have failed that test? I am at the top of the class!
Mike Meyers: Well...you're a peak-too-sooner. You peaked too soon.

by camarofreak June 27, 2008