spondoolie

when someone smacks something out of your hand. normally a lit cigarette. and then the person who hit it out of your hand may stomp the cigarette out.

when you spondoolie someone, that object now belong to you.

Person #1: "casually talking while smoking a cigarette"
Person #2: "comes up and smacks it out of there hand and yells spondoolie"
Everyone else: laughs at your expense

by stoneymagee February 4, 2010

spoff

1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen

jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?

judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.

jim:YOU SPOFF!

by octaviaM : MSP uk server May 15, 2019

spof

when you’re walking in a lawn and the dew is still there so as you leave, there’s some grass sticking to your feet.

“yo, when i was a kid, I spoffed all the time.”

by spoffedsohard May 21, 2020

Boinky sponch

It means wanna fuck lamo

Hey babe, Boinky sponch?

by zleM September 29, 2021

Sponch

A condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. This can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.

Also see Whiskey dick

ie;"How was it last night with that dude? Fuck, it was awful, I couldn't cum I had the sponch."

ie; "She won't talk to me after I got the sponch on her birthday."

by mssmellymelly September 9, 2009

spon

The word master Ransom taught me...

You sp0n!

sp0n sp0n sp0n sp0n.

by Unconscious February 22, 2005

Spondgenick

one who cannot spell, constantly misspell words. does not count towards occasional misspellings, this is constant.

"i knot no wat porhn is and now i knot no wat jeM is i qwit"
omg that guy pulled a spondgenick. come on dude, get a spell checker.
"i knot need a spell cheker i r able to spell"
*ignored*

by eambo September 25, 2005