Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020

Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 27, 2022

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

Stockingholm Syndrome

A word used to describe patients who are eager to wear tight compression stockings beyond the required post-treatment timeframe.

*Derived from Stockholm syndrome; where a bond/sympathy develops between a victim and their captor.

Patient: (after wearing compression stocking for *weeks) : "You know, I actually miss wearing those stocking"

Doctor: "Ah, you have 'Stockingholm syndrome'. This may pass in two to three days".

by vascularbites September 18, 2023

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012

Spockin out with my cock out

When an ulta computer geek is relaxing at his/her house chatting with his/her online friends...his/her only friends

GothChick7896: "Hey DragonballZManic5657, whacha doin?

DragonballZManic5657: "Nothin much GothChick7896, just Spockin out with my cock out."

by car999los July 29, 2008