Splickety Splades

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey

Don't play with that! You'll splick your fingers! and you'll have Splickety Splades!

by Confuction July 12, 2017

slockfock

A cunt

My mate is such a slockfock sometimes

by BJ1998 November 27, 2017

splod

A type of fungi that tastes like chicken. It is found in the high mountain areas of New Zealand. Common dessert of the Wilderpeople.

It was a splod. A ganky mess.

by BLOBBY JENKINSSSSSSS March 20, 2018

Sploben

When there is someone you like but do not know what it is that makes you like that person.

“I do not know what it is about her but I like her.”

“She has sploben dude!”

by LeviBTx March 16, 2019

splickack

Onomatopoeia synonymous with “BOOM” suggesting an impressive accomplishment or characteristic.

Jeremy just folded all my laundry. SPLICKACK!

by Lil turd y’all already know November 9, 2019

Seloc

Meaning of not laughing at a joke.
Not finding someone's joke funny.

Max: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Sam: I don't know?
Max: To get to the other side of the road.
Sam: Seloc.

by Shrekssidechick69 November 17, 2019

SplecBlec

SplecBlec is what you say when you get ketchup on your shirt or pants!

((First person)):”ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SplecBlec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

((Second person)):”oh crap you betta clean dat up right now!!!!!!!

by Yaalllllllllsuckkkk January 4, 2020