rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Splinch

Verb. This means to send a video game character into a spasm by use of the game player doing so on purpose.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.

Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.

Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.

Person 1. "I KEEL YOUU!!"
Person 2. "OH NOES!! U made me splinch nows!"

by Papplemanger October 17, 2008

ride the spine

Opting to travel to a destination through connected buildings to avoid the weather, rather than traveling outdoors. Often results in a significantly longer travel time. Common on college campuses where academic buildings may be connected.

It's too cold outside, let's ride the spine to class.

by spinerider March 19, 2011

splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008

spained

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

by spainee April 28, 2005

Spinel

Spinel is the magnesium/aluminium member of the larger spinel group of minerals. It has the formula MgAl₂O₄ in the cubic crystal system. Its name comes from the Latin word "spinella", which means spine in reference to its pointed crystals

"Spinel's are very durable and depending on its color 2 to 5 carat size it will often sell for $3,000 to $5,000 a carat"

by Gemstone_Info March 28, 2020

Spinebuster

When a man puts his best sex game down and leaves the woman incapacitated on the bed. Thus, fucking her so good she cant move. After she has experienced what the spinebuster can do, all the woman wants to do is sleep.

So what she do when she told you to hit it right?" "Oh, i gave that bitch the SPINEBUSTER.

by Mr.Titan93 March 4, 2011