master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

splice

the area in the female crotch between the vagina and the asshole.

he kept pokin around but all he was tappin was splice.

by --- September 4, 2004

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007

splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

by John Vino December 23, 2011

Love Splice

The art of ejaculating into a menstrating woman , scooping out the residue and putting said residue into an iceblock tray for later consumption in the warmer months.
The menstral blood and cum mixed together give the same look and consistancy of a splice ice cream.

Sharon had her rags so we made Love Splices. Might give one to her mother later on!

by MAV50L June 8, 2010