sped

A term for people who aren't retarded but act liek they are.

Half the people at West Nottingham Academy are fucking speds.

by falcon4 is a douche October 20, 2004

Specs

1. A slang term for glasses.

2. AUSTRIA. (Or Prussia's nickname for him, anyway, as a term making fun of his glasses. Which he doesn't actually need, but that's another story...)

Aw dammit, my specs broke and now I can't see. :(

Prussia: Hey Specs! I'm invading your vital regions again! Do you mind?
Austria: Yes, I DO mind.
Prussia: Kesesese~ TOO BAD!!
Austria: *face palm*

by AWESOMEFEMALEPRUSSIA August 7, 2012

Deal Sleds

A douchey reference to horsebit loafers regarded for their legendary powers to "close the deal" with any drunk female. Primarily used in reference to Gucci branded loafers.

I was walking into The Guards and a girl stepped on my deal sleds.

by dukboki January 29, 2010

flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

sped

A program which determines your basic intellegence and social status as a human. A program that was for a good cause in the past is abused nowadays, as the general society (specially the younger generation) thinks that all SPED people are mentally retarded. Applications to SPED have been easier nowadays, as you can simply sign up because you are critically failing classes, cannot pay attention in class, depression, or just appreciate keeping your hands clean (OCD).

I got in because of "speech problems" when I was a toddler, Mostly got out when I was a freshman in HS (Vocational Rehab). My GPA and work ethic is similar to my regular colleagues (2.8). They even have the audacity to put my name and SPED right next to it on a roster, and humiliates me as my friends stare at me as they read and sign, now having second thoughts if I really do have any intellegence...

by Anon477 December 9, 2012

Seeds

1) Sperm (children)
2) Marijuana seeds

1) "yoo hes got his seeds in her"
2) "this weed gots too much seeds"

by billy smith99 June 28, 2006

Sped

A combination of special and education, used instead of retard in high school for special education kids or as an insult to other people.

What are you?! fuckin sped, stupid ass little bitch

by I_ask_before_I_destroy_pussy December 4, 2017